omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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