bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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