College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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