Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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