maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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