I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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