Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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