When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
