thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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