I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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