i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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