Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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