STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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