White coat. Heels.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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