Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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