watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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