Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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