we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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