and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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