Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
