Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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