why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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