You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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