All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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