I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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