We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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