I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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