what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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