I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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