Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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