Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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