i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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