TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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