Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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