I'm drive I can fine osifer
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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