i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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