I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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