Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i will never coherently bang her
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't deserve a penis
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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