I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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