my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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