I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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