I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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