Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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