as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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