Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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