Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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