Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
