I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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