At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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