so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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