We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
