i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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