Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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