Umm I'm too high to move.
I wish my penis had an off switch
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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