quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So squirting runs in the family.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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