I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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