I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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